poncho-luke:

me: i’m really stressed

someone: just relax!!!!!

me:

michaeldirnt:

my mind says college but my heart says isolated sheep herder in Iceland

russellwilson:

im very tired of being chronically ill and spending most of my life in bed when im 22 years old and supposed to be out having fun but like…. im high in bed eating star fruit right now and watching worst cooks n im ok 👌🏻

w3k:

flowerais:

escapes for when you feel anxious

• exploring a flowery town with cute villagers 
• drinking a milkshake in an empty diner at 3am
• real life that feels dreamlike
• cute sunflower field dates
• in love with the universe
• softest love songs 
• living inside an 80s tv show
• drinking tea on a cozy raining morning
• you’re an angsty teen in a coming-of-age film
• summer road trip in the west coast
• vacation in san francisco 
• living in an old French film
• stargazing and contemplating the meaning of life
• late night drives in a 90’s movie
  
• watching a pink sunset over the beach with your best friend
• going to the beach in a camper van in 1960′s california
• falling asleep on the moon
• city lights at midnight
• remembering someone else’s memories like they’re your own
• wandering the avenues of vintage new york city
• being the guardian of a snowy forest
• exploring an art museum
  
• eating fruit in a small italian seaside town
  

tchaikovskaya:

tchaikovskaya:

im extremely nosy but i dont have loose lips and thats the best combination tbh im not here to spread rumors or hurt anyone im only in it for the knowledge of everyone’s business i wont tell anybody but i NEED to possess ALL of the secrets

me hearing all the different sides of the story because everyone involved has told me directly what their take on the situation is but not saying anything and just watching it unfold like a intensely dramatically ironic shakespearean play with an audience of one (1) which is ME 

gubbins-turtledove:

huh.

higgzorz:

i wish soulja boy would walk into my house and crank dat, killing me instantly

coffeeandcastiel:

teach-me-how-to-buggy:

When you’re followed by a blog with a suspicious URL and risque avatar.

When you cautiously check out their blog just to be sure

autumnhobbit:

worst part of adulthood so far is definitely the fact that people have the ability to contact me and i have to respond in a timely manner

ungarmax:

me, dumping a load of freshly washed but unfolded laundry on my bed: boy i’m sure gonna be pissed about this when i want to go to bed